....It's The Lil' Things That Make Life Sweet....

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Kenny called at 11 something this morning. I awoke and forced myself to pick up the phone and answered the call.

'Mmmphmm...woooooooe??'
'Darling you wake up ady?'
'Mmmmphmm....you finish class ady?'
'Yeah....still sleeping ah?'
'Yesterday didn't sleep...*whines*... sleep at 5 somethingggg...'
'Oh okay you go sleep la...call me when you wake up kay.'
'Okayyy....you eat lunch first la..buhbye...'
'Mmm....buhbye..'

So I went back to lala-land and woke up again at 12 something. Today was supposed to be THE date. Kenny promised me to make this special coz we're not gonna be able to see each other for a week plus coz he had to work. The plan was flawless. Shopping, movie and a nice nice dinner. Yay! So I got all dressed up. I wore that new skirt I bought and even put on a lil bit of make-up. I looked like a lady. For once.

Kenny came pick me up. We went to Times Square. Did some shopping and had a great time walking around the mall. Then we went for a movie - Sound Of Thunder. Not too bad. Cheap effects but okay lah. Came out satisfied and freezing. *wear skirt summore larr* Then stomach hungry ady so got out of Time Square for a nice dinner at D'fortune. I was dreaming of their Roast Chicken Caesar Salad and Mushroom Soup. So got out of the parking lot and we took a wrong turning. Well nevermind, KL signboards are pretty efficient. So we drove around and knocked down a motorcycle.

Yesh! WE KNOCKED DOWN A MOTORCYCLE! Blardy hell we did! I was freaking scared! Scared shit! I was so afraid we killed someone! So both of us rushed down to help the poor victim. Apparently the motorist was fine. His fiance however was injured. She has this hideous gash on her foot. I saw blood on the road and bits and pieces of metal here and there. I was so scared! So we hurried her to the nearest hospital - Hospital Kuala Lumpur. We both apologised profusely but heck I know an apology ain't gonna change anything. Poor Kenny was traumatised. He didn't show much of it but I knew he was scared shit too. So the lady went in the ward and apparently she had to get stitches. So while waiting outside, I discussed with Kenny what we had to do. I was afraid that he'll get his license suspended. So we made a few phone calls and apparently he'll only lose 3 demerit points. Phew!

In the end the motorist called his family and his entired family came. I was so afraid that they'll make a big fuss over it. Well I wouldn't blame them coz it was our fault. But then lady luck was shining on us. This lady came over to me and apparently she was the motorist's sister-in-law.

'Miss miss, can I talk to you?'
'Yeah sure, we talk over there.'
*proceeds to a corner*
'Yeah I'm her sister. So how did this happen la?
'Oh you see, they stopped at a yellow light and you know la, usually motorist in KL don't stop at yellow lights so my boyfriend didn't expect them to stop so he didn't tekan the brakes kuat kuat la. By the time he realised they stop, he jammed on the breaks but his break tak berapa makan so knocked into them la.'
'Ahhh I know. I'm a driver too. I know it's impossible to stop straight away at yellow lights.'

*at this moment I thought I had some listening problems. why was she being so nice?*

'Yalah....but I'm so sorry la miss. Memang salah kita la. Tapi tak senjaga la and he wasn't speeding...he jammed on the brakes. If not the injury lagi teruk.'
'Yes yes I know. Anyway it's not big deal la. Dia cedera ringan aje. You tell your boyfriend to pay for the medical bill saje la.'

*looks up and sees light*

This lady was like on our side when she was suppose to hate us for causing pain and trauma to her family. Are we lucky or ARE WE LUCKY? She didn't even wanna report this to the police. She said that if she reports Kenny might kena 'gantung lesen' and she didn't want to do that. So nice kan this lady?

'So you tell your boyfriend to tell my father-in-law that he'll pay for the bill. Don't need to bother about anything else la. My father-in-law likes to fight so ask your boyfriend not to be bothered with him. Just pay the medical bill saje nothing else.
'Oh okay....why don't you talk to him?'

Yesh God was looking out for me. He sent us this father-in-law hating lady to our rescue! Heck she was on our side! And guess how much the medical bill was? One buck! Yesh! ONE BUCK! So we were saved of all the hassle thanks to that civilised lady. Thank you Miss Aishah!

So I called my parents and they came. My mom and dad are great peeps. They offered to tumpang the motorist to get his motorcycle and settle the case for us. Thank God for my parents! If not Kenny sure kena bully by that motorist and his father who's some mengada-ada kampung old man who calls himself Sgt. Awang.

'Um...Miss Aishah? Your father-in-law is a sargeant ah?' asked Kenny.
'No lah! He's bullshiting you. He's a security guard la. And my brother-in-law works in the supermarket.

Haiyoyo! This lady so chun right? Throughout the whole time she was clearly irritated by her family members, stating to us many times not to be bothered with them and they were just acting like 'Melayu's' Well..don't know what that means. I'm just thankful things didn't get out of hand.

Btw HKL's emergency ward is a freaky place. Every Tom, Dick and Harry goes there. First I saw this guy having a asthma attack being wheeled into the ward. Then two policemen brought in this guy in handcuffs in. They were seated just next to us! My gosh! And the policemen were carrying guns! What if that fella got hold of the gun and held us hostage like in those chinese drama series! I was paranoid so I changed seats. As far away from that handcuffed dood and the gun. Then came in this guy with a broken arm and a severely bruised face and a bleeding ear! My gosh!!!!!!!! And I was wearing a short skirt!!!!! WTF!?!??!?!

The girl was alright. Thank God. I do feel sorry for her. Poor thing. She was nice btw. She wasn't even blaming us. She even consoled us and told her it's biasa...accident kan. We're such lucky people! Thank God!!!!!!!

No more jumping red lights. No more speeding. No more being careless on the road.

I don't wanna kill anyone.

This is a strong enough reminder for me whenever I drive.

WE'RE SOOOOOO LUCKY!!!!

Phew!!!!!

melia signed out with love @ 1:56 AM (0) earthling(s) farted

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I was tagged by Karen! I think. Coz I know she has another friend named Amelia too. But nvm la perasan abit la coz I have nothing to do also. Anyway it's 12 october today so HAPPY 19 BIG ONES PHAN SHEAN!!! Okay off to do the whatchamacallit now!

7 things that scare me

My family members dying. That'd include Venus too.
Being the only person who understands me.
Horrendous pictures of mutated bodies, ghosts and basically anything scares the living light outta me.
Never achieve the future I'm so set upon.
My father not living long enough to see me have a family of my own and have me buy him a car, a house and other luxuries.
Putting myself in a situation where I'll get hurt really bad one day.
Failing exams.

7 random facts about me

I love sleeping.
I love chocolate and ice creams.
I want a new phone.
I'm going to Monash University to get my degree in accounting.
I can never paint my nails without getting at least one of them stained.
I love 'somebody' singing me twinkle twinkle little star before I go to sleep.
I hate math but now that I want to take accountancy I have to love it.

7 Things I hope to do before I die

Travel around the world!
Touch at least one person's life.
Go bunjee jumping.
Learn how to dance properly. Ballroom dancing perhaps?
Have a family and have kids named Ethan and Leanne.
Have a swimming pool at my backyard.
Organize a reunion for all of those whom touched me in my journey of life, see how they've been and tell them I love them.

7 things that I can do

I can make a mean omellete!
I can sleep for 15 hours straight.
I can draw quite well.
I can make a decent looking craft out of old cardboxes and colour pens.
I can be a great persuader.
I can make people like me in an instant I want to.
I can do voice overs for cute cartoon characters. Just waiting for Disney to discover me.

7 people who should fill this out
Anyone who's bored and wants to be occupied.

OKay this one I rip from Karen's page wan. Coz bored ma.

5 snacks I enjoy

magnum almond ice cream
snickers
bee's tuna egg roll
carrot sticks
chinese heong peng! woohoo!

5 things I would do with 100 million dollars

Pay my own path to any university of my liking.
Buy my parents a new house.
Get my dad, my bro and Kenny a new car.
Get a whole new wardrobe from my mom, me and my girlfriends. And Kenny too. And my Bro too.
Buy houses and villas in the States, Australia, Hong Kong, Europe, Bahamas, Hawaii, Singapore!

5 places I would run away to

The Bahamas.
Pui Yee's place
Sing Yieng's place
Definitely Chenn's place. Her mom is a great cook.
My darling's place. That is if I buddy buddy with him mom ady la.

6 Things I would never wear

Lala clothings and super duper high platforms.
Anything that shows that I have a huge buldging belly
micro minis
super low jeans and a blood red thong peeking out.
skinny cut jeans that makes my thunder thighs look gigantic. think carrot.
bling blings

Wah sien ady! Ahahahahh can't continue anymore. Tatas for now.

melia signed out with love @ 2:13 AM (2) earthling(s) farted

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Ladies and elephants!!! I wanna announced that I've cut my hair!!! AGAIN!!! Yeah!!! I love hair cuts!!! I feel so light right now. I cut my hair really short. Boyish I look! Yeah but still feminine I am! (well sorta) I kinda like this new look. It's sporty. I feel confident, tough and athletic! I feel like a kick boxing lady. Like the you bully me I'll give you a black eye kinda lady. Yeah I feel powerful. Woohooo!!! But I know I look so much fatter la. But the ironic thing is I feel so confident with this new haircut that I feel slim. But in true fact, I look fatter. So how ah? Confusing right? But nevermind lah...as long I feel like I can strut around with a spaggethi strap top and look sexy enough liao lah. I feel like I'm oozing with attitude! I even feel leng lui! Ahahahha I feel like a fat leng lui who feels slim! Wah so good right? Wanna feel like this? Go cut your hair real short like me! You feel like you've been set free!! Wooooohoooo! I feel so energized!!

Ehehehehehe but seriously lah....I feel leng lui. Don't know why. I know my face looks so much rounder but heck I feel pretty!!! This is a good feeling y'know. I don't get to feel like this everyday! I'm a FAT leng lui!!!!! Hah! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Okay lah...enough for today la. This is a pretty pointless entry. Eheh!

I'm whacked and I'm proud of my hair cut! Woohoo!!!

Feeling sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy!!

Nyahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!!!

melia signed out with love @ 2:04 AM (0) earthling(s) farted

..What About Amelia?..

Because this blog needs an introduction
Here goes!

I'm 40% mature, 30% child-like
10% fashionista, 8% dork
6% klutzy, 3% dreamer
2% blur, 1% hero x)

I also want to marry John Mayer
And oh, I want a pet unicorn too x)

More self-absorbed information here!!

..Mood-o-meter..